This is where you get to learn all about me! Who IS the Mojo maker?

This is me, Chelsea. That is my Cabbage Head Kid. You see, there was this running joke all my life about how much I wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid when they were all the rage in the 80's. I didn't get one that Christmas, instead, I was led to believe that the HUGE BOX under the tree was THE doll I wanted.

It was NOT a Cabbage Patch Kid. No, it was a Cabbage Head Kid, which is basically a decapitated baby doll, a head of cabbage, and a few chopsticks. It was cruel, it was mean and now its ridiculously funny.

And as my sister has just pointed out to me, I did, indeed get a CPK for Christmas that year. Later. But the painful memory has clouded the joy of that event.

Anyhoo, so, that's a little about me. Oh, and I've been doing web design for about 8 years, and writing for many years beyond that. I've been published online and off and eventually I hope to take over the Internet. Or not.

I also am a proud mom to 4 amazing children who never cease to keep me laughing daily. Either because they're funny or because I've lost my sanity.